Back from Some Smaller Countries

I've returned from my cruise, and will post some stories as soon as I collect my thoughts properly. Some good tales forthcoming, I think. Some random memories to tide you over.

Cruises are very tiring.
I know a new drink, the "Panty Ripper".
No, I don't want to buy weed, so stop asking.
No, I'm not interested in 16 year olds, and I'm not buying you a drink.
"You'd better belize it! It's unbelizable!" - I'm never going back to this county with my hearing intact.
Charade Ping-Pong is actually pretty fun.
Scrabble is not, unless you haven't slept for a while.
Please STOP trying to throw me out of the cigar-bar, I'm 23!
Honduran coffee is all kinds of bad.
I don't want my hair braided, I'm a guy.
American Expatriates in Honduras have this glassy look and WILL NOT stop talking about nothing, loudly if possible. Perhaps its the coffee.

Enough, I don't want to mess up my stories.