Femininity. Analyzed and Discarded.

I've discovered, through the agency of an upscale halloween party, that I'm unattracted to members of the opposite sex that open their mouths. I find that whatever thoughts, ideas, or observations dribble from these women, my thoughts, ideas or observations are unfailingly superior in every respect. That is not to say a toned physique, a shapely derriere, and a delightful bosom do not result in my immediate mental paralysis. No, that effect remains, but if I were to ignore the cheap physical response of my body, I am left with the odiously mediocre utterings and vapid stare of the typical female. I don't know how to resolve this problem, yet I am confident a resolution exists. In the meantime, I will carry on with these eigths of a person, for that is my estimation of their worth in discourse.